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What is good in life?
Sick of our spineless twenty-first century, with its fat-free cow milk, electric cars, and websites about spoiled Chihuahuas? Wishing you could get what you want, when you want it? Ask yourself this: "What would a Barbarian do?" With this primitive code of conduct, great men have altered the course of history (and hilarious B movies) for thousands of years.
Return to the simplicity of yore with this back-to-basics primer on bloody vengeance, furry pants, swordplay, and savage cuisine. Join the rising horde, negotiating with only your battle-ax as you destroy civilization!
